Vin Diesel Jumps Out of Plane Over Wuhan, Yells "I Live For This Shit!"

WUHAN, CHINA - After hearing about the outbreak of COVID-19 originating in Wuhan, Vin Diesel jumped out of a plane over the Chinese province screaming “I live for this shit!” in an attempt to battle the infection head-on.

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The Weeknd Checks Into Rehab Citing An Addiction To 'Pussy Molds'

LOS ANGELES, CA - Abel Makonnen Tesfaye, known professionally as The Weeknd, has checked himself into rehab following the admittance of his addiction to pussy molds, a silicone mold of a vagina commonly used in the manufacturing process of ‘Pocket Pussies.’ According to The Weeknd, he wrote the song ‘Heartless’ not as a showcase of his skills for bedding women, but as a cry for help.

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